psyducked:

swiftingthrough:

is this glee

tomatosplash:

gods-nips:

I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

i am laughing SO HARD

ashbee11:

daftwithoneshoe:

harleys-hyenas:

daftwithoneshoe:

Am I the only one really bothered by the fact that the strawberry and the blackberry are touching?

Let them touch, they don’t get to often because of their tragic forbidden love.

Long ago, two Elder berries got into a fight, the tribe split in two, the strawberries against the blackberries. Now, new passions arise between the new generation - could this be the end of the feud or will it just fan the flames? 

Two flavors, both alike in sweetness
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene
From ancient cold break new freezer burn
Where civil juice makes civil fruits unclean

Tumblr: where we ship everything, including fruit.

wizyoshi:

My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.

zackisontumblr:

vicfuencats:

if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you

my-twisted-fantasie:

(via TumbleOn)

postulation:

slydig:

tsarbucks:

slydig:

dont be mean 

be median or mode

damn math fandom bloggers

they are all so average

titanteddy:

hypnotiqradiance:

ruinedchildhood

Raven was the original Nicki Minaj.

It’s like she saw the future or something

edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

lameborghini:

will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks